andromeda4002019:

kissing is disgusting but i need to be kissed rn. asap. quickly

(Source: glomarresponse, via homersirnpson)

Anonymous asked:
What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress

tsarbucks:

a gay messaging app called kok

(via hancljob)

thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

image

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st0rmer:

when scientists do discover the center of the universe don’t be disappointed that its not you

(via happiest)

"

Are we dating?
Are we fucking?
Are we best friends?
Are we something in between that?

I wish we never fucked and I mean that.

"

Childish Gambino, Heartbeat (via m-i-l-a)

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asianfetus:

u know what sucks when cute guys have ugly profile pictures so u can’t show ur friends

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tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

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prostitourettes:

if you text me back only with “haha” ill kill you

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